“I was a little excited but mostly blorft. “Blorft” is an adjective I just made up that means ‘Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.’ I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.”

– Tina Fey in Bossypants.

Moving day is quickly approaching. And strangely enough, the closer it comes, the more ‘blorft’ I feel. Tina Fey’s quote could not be more apropos!

P.S. I had to look up what torpor means. Thank you, Tina Fey, for stretching my brain.